1+ hour, 30+ min ago   (315+ words) MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Touting the new feature as yet another innovation to help every traveler get where they’re going, Google Maps on Thursday began offering crawling directions for cyclists who have been hit by a truck. “Whether you’ve been sideswiped…...

4+ week, 2+ day ago   (127+ words) Monday, August 3, 2026 Smoggy with a soupcon of ragweed The FCC targeted China by banning the import of foreign-made humanoid robots, citing cybersecurity and national security concerns. What do you think? “Call me old fashioned, but I think foreign spies should…...

2+ mon, 1+ week ago   (108+ words) The post Tesla Launches New Model Of Explosions appeared first on The Onion. Harvard-Educated Texan Not Sure Which Place To Mention First Mormon Family Trying To Ignore Dog’s Huge Boner Guy At Gym Keeps Offering To Spot Everyone Toddler Thrown…...

2+ mon, 2+ week ago   (114+ words) The Onion Mom Sends Picture Of Grapefruit To Son Who Sometimes Eats Grapefruit Sniper Takes Out Forklift Operator Within 200 Feet Of Las Vegas Sphere Well Water Still Tastes Like Toddler Crime Scene Fetishist Dusts For Toe Prints Silent Protest Sparks…...

11+ mon, 2+ week ago   (108+ words) Saturday, September 13, 2025 Elon Musk was temporarily overtaken as the world’s richest person by Oracle cofounder Larry Ellison after the company’s stock surged $100 billion on AI-related cloud computing contracts. What do you think? “Nothing tens of thousands of layoffs can’t solve....